Winner, winner. After long debate and a realization that the wit of our friends, though mainly humorous, contains an aire of the disturbing, we've chosen a winner. But before the winner is announced, as would only be fair, we are listing our Letterman-like bakers top 11, in no particular order:
10) Tree Humper
9) Tree Huggers do it better
8) Once you go green, you never go back
7) "When Nature Calls..." Big Johnson
6) I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
5) Tree: "What, I lost my underwear."
Pee Wee Herman: "That's what I said."
4) Welcome to Prince Albert State Park
3) Morning Wood
2) I went to the Amazon and all I got was this strap-on.
1) Dick pics are soooo 2008
0) Tree hugging: never felt so good
-1) Madidi Style: pre-Colombian, pre-Colonization, pre-MISSIONARY (note: Madidi is the name of the park, and possibily the name of the tree, if we understood our guide correctly.)
And without further ado:
Honorable mention: To Wang, for the most vividly disturbing entry. To Jaime, for her sheer force of will. And to Spencer, for correctly recognizing the trees threeing.
3rd place: For the un-oft used dendrophobia, "A nymphomaniac dendrophobic's ultimate tough decision", April Bible.
2nd place: For bringing the blogger down a notch, Kimberly "KY" Sadler, with "Dickers sat and contemplated the purple-headed warrior tree that suddenly left him feeling unworthy of his nickname..."
And the Winner and proud owner of a future souvenir of unprecedented stature, Arlen Marking with "Imagine having to get a circumcision with a chain-saw."
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Wow, this is so sudden. I didn't even prepare a speech but here goes: First, I'd like to thank the owners of this blog, without you there would be no best penis caption contest. I would also like to bring up their wiliness (and eagerness) to photograph a large Amazon trock and distribute this amongst us. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to "the wit of our friends"...does it.
ReplyDeleteLastly, I'd like to thank baby Jesus (not grown man Jesus mind you, baby Jesus) because without you, I wouldn't be able to thank you (points fingers to the sky as if Peyton just threw a TD).
Morning wood...it's kind of a chubber.
i don't think the tree is called madidi ... the scientists call it socratea exorrhiza and its more commonly known as a walking tree. the tree's 'third leg' is exactly that - but maybe more like a 10th leg or something - and it can move to a more favorable forest location by sending out new appendages in the direction it wants to travel. check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratea_exorrhiza
ReplyDeleteps, congrats arlen (through clenched teeth)
Way to throw trock in there arlen.. I hate you still.
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